tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227118.post8479454163470094088..comments2023-07-29T05:09:32.272-04:00Comments on OFGS: Jimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11560696907638358968noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227118.post-82619671882346754872010-10-28T16:49:13.553-04:002010-10-28T16:49:13.553-04:00That's fantastic, John. I'm almost as deli...That's fantastic, John. I'm almost as delighted that my book helped you through jury duty as I am that the black and white cover design goes well with the other overpriced coffee table items you bought online. Promise me you won't redecorate before my next book comes out.Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11560696907638358968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227118.post-24698164313710335232010-10-28T15:59:52.521-04:002010-10-28T15:59:52.521-04:00I was recently assigned to five days of jury duty ...I was recently assigned to five days of jury duty and realized that meant waiting around for hours and hours in a poorly lit room with hundreds of fellow Clevelanders. The smell of string cheese, alone, would make me vomit. Panic set in and I wondered what I could do to distract me and prevent someone from striking up a conversation about how Obama compares to Hitler. I looked around my house to John Forgettahttp://themeaningoflila.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227118.post-34872433741928622952010-09-26T07:19:02.504-04:002010-09-26T07:19:02.504-04:00I've found that standing on my head while reli...I've found that standing on my head while relieving my bowels allows me to enjoy long reading sessions in the bathroom AND avoid hemorrhoids. Give it a try, boys.Brother Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03902150278041804353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227118.post-35710392542969051362010-04-22T14:48:44.182-04:002010-04-22T14:48:44.182-04:00Thanksman. Those are my favorite pages too! And he...Thanksman. Those are my favorite pages too! And here's hoping my book keeps your blood flowing enough to combat those painful developments.Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11560696907638358968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227118.post-73122888362516559192010-04-22T13:33:04.237-04:002010-04-22T13:33:04.237-04:00My doctor swears that, while stationed on a Navy s...My doctor swears that, while stationed on a Navy ship, he discovered a primary cause of hemorrhoids: After long flights in particular, the pilots would come aboard, grab some reading material, and park it in the bathroom. Where they would stay. For a long time.<br /><br />His theory is that long sessions "in the library" constrict the flow of blood, thereby causing the painful Scottnoreply@blogger.com