Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Jesus Fish Grooming
Friend, is your Jesus Fish looking a little scruffy? Perhaps it's been on the bumper a bit too long. Or maybe the Darwin Fish chased it until it became so bedraggled it looked like the Gefilte Fish.

Maybe all that sanctimonious driving around and telling everyone how to think has left a patina of creepy Christ-tarnish all over your fish. Or perhaps your religious anti-science activities have so endangered the planet that your fish's chrome tail has deteriorated so badly that it resembles the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendages.

That's enough to put the "ick" in anybody's ichthys!

Why not bring your Jesus Fish on down to Abra Cadabra Jesus Fish and Pet Grooming in the heart of St. Matthews? We'll groom your Jesus Fish so thoroughly, you'll think it was reborn! That's Abra Cadabra Jesus Fish and Pet Grooming, 100 Bauer Avenue, Louisville.

Abra Cadabra! It's magic, just like Jesus!

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