Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Top Ten Healthy Poisons
Here's something to check out after you google the photo of George H. W. Bush grabbing Teri Hatcher's ass: Coke and Pepsi are coming out with vitamin-enhanced "healthy" versions of their diet beverages. What could be next?

Top Ten Poison Fortificaton Product Ideas

10. Marlboro Lutein
9. Cool q-10 Doritos
8. Folate-i-os
7. Carrots Ahoy!
6. Quarter Pounder with Lycopene
5. Ginseng and Tonic
4. Chicken McNiacin
3. Pabst Blue Riboflavin
2. Gingkoreos
1. Cheesy Echinacea

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