Monday, April 02, 2007

Should I totally let myself go?


French fries
Cumberland Brews' porter
parmesan reggiano
recent surgical/transplant advances
better able to empathize with average Americans
the sizzling catfish with black bean chile soy sauce at Azalea.


more likely to be made fun of by wisecracking bloggers
heart/liver/lung/colon disease
assumed to be American in foreign countries
need to request seatbelt extension on airplanes
ring around the heinie
constant need to fend off "May I have your autograph, Mr. Gandolfini?" requests
always scraping the car door across the sidewalk

I'll do whatever y'all say. Please complete the poll below.

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