Thursday, May 10, 2007

Hottest restaurant in town
So, some loser tossed a cigarette into the bushes and torched the Perkins Restaurant in Hurstbourne Hell. The butt ignited mulch, which torched a fake brick column and the whole joint went up in flames. Middletown Fire Chief Donnie Brooks, warning of the smoking ban that begins in July, advised restaurants to use decorative stones instead of mulch. You know, before this happens to a good restaurant.

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