He's just going to look at the pictures
Now here's a terrifying mental image to get you in the mood for Halloween: Senator Jim Bunning browsing Alan Greenspan's new book while taking a dump. From James Carroll's "Notes From Washington" column:
"Bunning has never been a fan of former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan. So now that Greenspan has a new book, 'The Age of Turbulence: Adventures in a New World,' does Bunning plan to crack it open? 'Do I intend to read it? No, but I'm going to put it in my men's room,' Bunning told reporters in a conference call last week."