Party like it's 1968
"Hey, Mitch, whaddya say?
How many kids did you kill today?"

and

"Hey George, what about you?
Tell us: What Would Jesus Do?"

are two possible chants you could sing today outside the Seelbach when Emperor George comes to town to shake his moneymaker at corporate lizard Mitch McConnell. The Louisville Peace Action Community is gathering at 4:30 at 4th and Guthrie with signs and noisemakers. Speaking of lizards, congrats are due to McConnell for being recently honored by humorist Will Durst for "Best Impression of a Sleepy Lizard in Search of a Warm Rock Award." Kudos, sir – well deserved.