Thursday, May 24, 2007

Behold the awesome idiocy of biblical literalists
The American Taliban have outdone themselves: Adam and Eve in the Land of the Dinosaurs.

I can't wait to see this place. I'm most looking forward to learning about how the Fall led to 'net porn. The Times reports that one exhibit shows a teenage boy sitting at a computer. I guess they show that he's looking at porn by painting him with a glassy stare and his cock in his hand. Astrophysicist Lawrence M. Krauss wants parents of public school kids to be ready to sue any school that sends kids to the museum. But I think all children should go so that someday they can reflect back on the fundy-dominated dark ages of their childhood. Besides, those vibrating chairs in the Noah's Ark exhibit sound like a really cool way to learn about the flood carving the Grand Canyon in a couple of days.

Who's up for a road trip?

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