Charlton Heston where are you?
Among the list of items banned from Churchill Downs on Derby Day are weapons, including guns and knives. That just doesn’t seem safe to me. What if somebody goes crazy or something? Wouldn't it be better if everybody were armed? That way, we could all blast a cap in the loser's ass before things got out of hand. NRA, can you please get on this? If everybody in Churchill Downs had an automatic weapon, Derby would finally be as safe as the rest of America. Please, Churchill Downs, remove this dangerous ban so Derby can be secure!