Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Further evidence of the impending demise of the human race
Steak & Potato flavored Tato Skins! Enjoy them in an ethnically diverse gathering today! The marketing weenies say: "The secret to the popularity of these thick, crunchy chips is using real potato skins and the finest potatoes. One bite and your family members and guests will realize that you have an oasis of potato chip paradise right in front of them."

And now, let's hear from the label:
"vegetable oil (corn oil, soybean, and /or cottonseed oils), dehydrated potatoes, potato starch, corn, sugar, salt, potassium chloride, monosodium glutamate, artificial color, artificial flavor citric acid, malic acid, mono-& diglycerides, maltodextrin, dextrose, onion powder, torula yeast, dried worcestershire sauce (distilled vinegar, molasses, corn syrup, caramel color, garlic powder spices, tamarind, natural flavor, sulfiting agents), garlic powder, yeast extract, brown sugar, hydrolyzed soy/corn/wheat protein, natural flavors (including grill), sodium diacetate, partially hydrogenated soybean and / or cottonseed oil, disodium inosinate and disodium guanylate, spice, malic acid."

My favorite ingredient is "natural flavors (including grill)." Mmm-mmm!

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