Wednesday, May 02, 2007

In Vogue

Top Ten New Stores in the Old Vogue Theater:

10. Gifts Soon Recycled
9. Soffits, Wainscoting 'n' Beyond
8. Where In The World Is Matt Lauer's Heated Gel And Lather Machine? In here!
7. Everything for $599.50
6. Men O'Paws
5. Pentecostco
4. Sew You're Gay
3. Stuff You Could Plausibly Give To The Queen
2. Swingin' Moods
1. The Hush Puppy 'n' Slaw Pie Emporium

1 comment:

EEK! said...

"Sew You're Gay"

slow-clap.