Take a long weekend
Take Friday off. Take a four day weekend. You deserve it. Lie around a lot on the couch. Close your eyes until you get bored. Watch Alfie and think, "so that's how my big sister sees me."



Vote for your favorite deity. Drink a growler. Run some laps. Eat some ice cream. Google "human urinary tract fuel source." Spend some time with an angry, pink phallus. Join The Brights. Stop your junkmail. Shoot some hoops. Look at how cute Dylan used to be. Let a cougar catch you. Check out that new tapas joint in Holiday Manor. Top dress your tomatoes. Call your mom. Pet the cat. Sleep in. Smile. –bye-