Effing the CC
"Have you ever tried to get cow shit out of a Prada purse? It's not so fucking simple."

--Celebrated idiot Nichole Richie, quoted in testimony considered by the 2nd US Court of Appeals before ruling that FCC rules on profanity were "arbitrary and capricious."

The F-word, according to the FCC, has "a sexual connotation in any context." Likewise, all thoughts of sex can be quickly dashed with the words "Nichole Richie."