Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Further evidence that mankind was a bad idea
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the plastic tire swing. Better named "The Anti-recycler," this bad baby not only mocks nature by modeling a new piece of unbiodegrabable trash on an old piece of unbiodegradable trash, it sets an example for the toddler set that this world is ours to plunder and destroy. I saw one of these in the 'hood today and had to do a cartoon doubletake. This plastic tire swing is not and never was an actual tire. I hate to be a party pooper, my little toddler friends, but if the tire swing in your back yard isn't made out of an old tire, you are officially the offspring of assholes.

1 comment:

Katie said...

We can only assume that these newest pieces of Americana, bound to create fond childhood memories for the PlasticWaterBottle Generation, are manufactured right in America's heartland. Or, as some people prefer to call it, "China."